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admin Posted In Kissing SMS

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

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admin Posted In Flirt SMS

"Colgate" se daant saaf krain.
"Pepsodent" se mazboot krain.
''Closeup" se fresh krain. Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae...
"HARPIC" use krain
Q k "HARPIC" dy 5 guna zyada
behtr safaaii...!!

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Hajar thopa aasu mera un ka lagi sit vayo ….
Unko mero maya pirti aka desh ko geet vayo ….
Sacho maya garda pani dhoka dine rit vayo

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If you love someone first make
sure that you are ready to sacrifice anything for your lover
sometime that sacrifice may be your love itself
Its true.

 I Like SMS - Like: 339 - SMS Length: 155
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My heart 2 U is given:
ØH, do give urs 2 me;
We'll lock them up together,
& throw away D key.
Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our
hearts beat as one forever.

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Police: Hakku Sir ur wife had an accident, plz come 2 identify body now.
hakku Kale: Im busy now, u take photo and tag me on FB If its her, I will click Like.

 I Like SMS - Like: 274 - SMS Length: 160
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