Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????
What is d diffrnce btwn
Land Line & Mobile?
KiLLer answer by Santa:-
Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai
mobile ka Anguthe se. :)
Boy- I Want To S*x With U
Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-e-fitrat Se
Be Inteha Ch*dna Chahta Hai…
Chalti Ho Hila Hilake Tum Mujhe Kiya Mar Dalogi, Mujhe Nahi Dogi To Tum Kya Achar Dalogi....
It belongs to a special person Who is reading this message Sent with beautiful wishes from Someone who has been blessed By his friendship and good personality.