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Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.

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Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????

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What is d diffrnce btwn
Land Line & Mobile?

KiLLer answer by Santa:-

Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai


mobile ka Anguthe se. :)

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Boy- I Want To S*x With U
Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-e-fitrat Se
Be Inteha Ch*dna Chahta Hai…

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Chalti Ho Hila Hilake Tum Mujhe Kiya Mar Dalogi, Mujhe Nahi Dogi To Tum Kya Achar Dalogi....

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My Valentine,
I Love You From Deep My Heart.
Its True Love Is A Crime,
You Steal My Heart, And I Steal Yours.
All That I Need Is To Kiss Your Lips Forever.
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admin Posted In Love SMS
Even though you'd hurt my feelings, I'd stillforgive you. Even if you don't love me, I'd still reach my hand to you. Even if you're gone, I'd still wait for you. Even if you break my heart, I'd still say, I love you.
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