Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of India.
So stop the kissing and save the Nepal.

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Kiss me and you will see stars.
Love me and I will give them to you.

Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it.

A kiss iz something
u cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Boy while kissing his girlfriend..
Boy- Thinks u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum..
Girl- This is not chewing gum my
love,
I’m suffering from cough!