Girl says: Its unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.

Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????

Interviewer-
What is d diffrnce btwn
Land Line & Mobile?

KiLLer answer by Santa:-


Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai

Aur

mobile ka Anguthe se. :)

Boy- I Want To S*x With U
Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo
Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda
Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-e-fitrat Se
Be Inteha Ch*dna Chahta Hai…

Chalti Ho Hila Hilake Tum Mujhe Kiya Mar Dalogi, Mujhe Nahi Dogi To Tum Kya Achar Dalogi....

ARMY GUY GOT MARRIED. FIRST NIGHT HIS WIFE EXCUSED DUE TO PERIOD. GUY SEND SIGNAL . RED ALERT IN FRON.TO HQ.FOR EXTENSION OF LEAVE. HQ REPLIED ATTACK FROM BACK AND REPORT BACK

3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs ko hamesha dabte hai. Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Condom ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay Q