Shere ek din Lift maa jaadai thiyo. Uu sangai aru 2 jana keti pani thii. Keti haru aafno perfume ko kura gardai thiye.
Euti le vani:- Mero ta Cobra perfume Rs 7000.
Arki le vani:- mero ta jhan jasmine perfume Rs 8000.
Teti nai bela lift maa kehi ganauna thaalyo. Dubai keti harule mask lagaaye. Ani shere le vanyo:- mero ta mula, jamma 5 rupaiya kilo.

Shere(mundre lai gaali gardai):- saale ta jasto murkha maanxe ta maile ahile samma dekheko xaina.
Mundre:- jasto sukai vaye pani ta vanda ta baatho nai xu.
Shere:- la vann ta . Baato maa 500 ra 1000 ko note vetis vane kun chahi tipxas?
Mundre:- 1000 ko tipxu ni.
Shere:- ho, tehi vayera talai murkha vaneko maile. Ma vaako vaye ta dubai tipthe.

Shere le ek din bike liyera jaada traffic le samaatyo.
Traffic:- 200 rupaiya nikaal.
Shere:- ke vayo ra dai?
Traffic:- saale, bike chalauda helmet lagaunu pardaina.
Shere:- helmet lagaunai birsexu.
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Bholi palta pani shere lai tei traffic le samaatexa.
Traffic:- 200 rupaiya nikaal.
Shere:- kina ra aja ke vayo? Aja ta helmet pani lagaako xu.
Traffic:- helmet ta lagais ni. Bike khoi ta.
Shere:- laaa, bike lyaunai birsexu.

Shere:-mero 4 ota xora haru xan.
Euta MBA,
Arko MA,
Arko Phd
Arko chahi chor sala.
Mundre:-teso vaye tyo chor lai ghar bata nikaal dena ta.
Shere:-tei chai pheri kamauxa baaki ta sab berojgar.

Ek din shere paint silauna tailor vaata gayexa.
Shere:- paint silaako kati ho bhai?
Men:- 800.
Shere:- ani half-paint silaako ni?
Men:- 200.
Shere:- teso vaye euta half-paint silai dinus. Tara lambai vane khutta samma hunu parxa.

wife on Valentine's day: vana na ma timlaai k gift diu?
Shere: Sadhai malaai Maya gara...namra vaera
bola‚ malaai nahepa‚ ani malaai sadhai respect gara!
Gift chaaidaina..
Wife: Naai ma ta gift nai dinxu!

Shere:- timi ta kati raamro geet gauda rahexau.
Girl(makhha hudai):- hoina hoina. Ma ta bathroom singer maatra ho.
Shere:- teso vaye malai pani kahile kahi timro live programme maa bolauna

Dhoti:- ma udi raheko chara(bird) ko aakha futauna sakxu.
Shere:- ma tehi chara(bird) ko haemoglobin ko protein ko sekthal ko RBC hydrogen bond futauna sakxu.
Dhoti:- hatteri, timi ta serious po vayexa. Maile ta majaak po gareko.