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Teacher ka darja MAA se bhi ucha q hota hai??
Qki maa lori se 1 bacche ko sulati hai,
lekin teacher lecture se puri class ko sulata hai.

Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene
chalein?
Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call
karke bhi vote de sakte hain,
Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!
Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked

Aamir Khan: How did India get
Independence?
Alia bhatt: When you hit a six against
England! (Lagaan)…

Santa- Yaar Shaadi K Jode Kon
Banata hai? Banta-Aasmaan me Bhagwan Banata hai.
Santa- O Tere Ki.. Mai To Darzi ko De Aaya.

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......? WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai..

If you buy car you get chance to test drive. why you can't get chance for test drive in condom?

98 year ko rich suddo sanga 18 year ki girl le marri gari xe.
Mediawala le girl lai sodhexan
Media. Tapaile le yasto suddo sanga kina marrige garnu bhayako?
Girl. Simple Faida 1st ta enko income. 2nd enko dincome