Police: Hakku Sir ur wife had an accident, plz come 2 identify body now.
hakku Kale: Im busy now, u take photo and tag me on FB If its her, I will click Like.

Haku: Sir, here is my passport
and the ticket.
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would
like to send my green suitcase to
Hawaii and my red suitcase to
London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I'm
sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to
hear you say that because that is
what exactly you did to my
luggage last year.
ha ha ha

Eauta Chor Le Haku kale Ko
Brand New Iphone 5 Chorera
Bhagyo…

Haku kale le Ekxin Samma Ta Lakhatyo
tara Samatna Sakena,
ra Chichhyaudai Bhanyo..
.
.
Bhaag Saaley Bhaag !!
Charger ta Ma Sanga Xa !!

Rajesh asked Haku
Rajesh:Haku ke garira
Haku: Oxygen lae carbon dioxide ma convert garira
Rajwsh: Kasari yar
Haku: sas pherera....:)

haku bank ma poisa jamma garna
gayexa.......
..
..
Cashier: Sorry sir!!!! Tapaele dinu
vayeko poisa dublicate ho!! Ma yo
poisa tapaeko accountma halna
sakdina!!!
..
haku: myampaka!!! Account mero
ho...... M0h orginal halum ki
dublicate halum..... Talai k
matlab??? Khurukka aafno kaam
gar

haku's son 2 haku : My girlfren has left
me & she sent me "private picture"
with herself
& her new boyfren........what shall we
do?????
.
.
.
haku: myampaka. .. ..send them all to her
father.......
lau hai kt haru hosiyar. .
khitititititi

Doctor: Do exercise daily for
good health.
hakku: Sir i play football, cricket,
daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
hakku: until d battery in my mobile

goes down!!